Author: Rob Ainsley

When Charles Darrow didn’t invent Monopoly in the 1930s, he can’t have imagined that in future your electricity company would also try to sell you gas, telephony, insurance and broadband internet. (We get our electricity from something called Eon, which hitherto I thought was a famous French transvestite, which shows you why I’d never cut…

Famous for its gentleman’s clubs, Pall Mall is a third of a mile of grand buildings running from near Trafalgar Square in the east to St James’s Palace in the west (bottom right). It’s one way westwards – meaning an irritating walk along the pavement if you’re heading eastwards (right) – and when you are…

Pentonville Road is a half-mile of shabby, stick-straight gradient between King’s Cross station and the Angel. Its bottom, by KX, is dirty and dusty, with discarded chicken takeaway boxes swirling round to provide you with slalom practice. It’s a tedious, trafficky, fumiferous slog to cycle up. And an equally tedious freewheel down the other way,…

Stretching a mile from Regent’s Park to King’s Cross station, Euston Road vies with Old Kent Road as the most unpleasant Monopoly street to bike along. Like a speeding driver uncertain whether to answer their mobile phone, finish eating their cheesburger, or change the CD first, Euston Road hasn’t quite decided whether it’s a fast,…

The Angel, Islington isn’t a street or locality. Originally it was a pub, then a tea house. In the late 1930s, Yorkshire-based Waddington’s Games sent down their MD Victor Watson and his secretary Marjory Philips to scout for London locations to put on the US game they’d just bought the rights for. Vic and Marge,…

The first of the Monopoly board’s four stations, King’s Cross is your gateway to the north. But gateways are often awkward to negotiate with a bike. But the train companies operating from here – four of them, soon to become five – all allow bikes (except for certain rush-hour commuter services). The AtoB website has…

Whitechapel Road is a busy main road – the A11, in fact – running through London’s East End, for about half a mile between Whitechapel High St and Mile End. It’s packed with shops and sprinkled with bike parking. The buildings ranging from the historic Bell Foundry (right, the oldest manufacturing company in Britain, dating…

In this series of posts, I’m cycling the streets and properties of the classic UK Monopoly game board. The only south London property on the board, Old Kent Road runs for about a mile and a half from the Bricklayer’s Arms roundabout (right), with its flyover, to New Cross Road. Chaucer’s pilgrims travelled this way…