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Bizarre Britain

These are some of the pictures used to illustrate a talk I’ve given several times (Edinburgh Festival of Cycling 2019, York Festival of Ideas 2019, Cycle Touring Festival 2020, and various clubs and functions). Here’s the blurb…

Cycling writer Rob Ainsley – bike blogger, and author of 50 Quirky Bike Rides and Bluff Your Way in Cycling – reveals Britain’s highest, steepest, scariest, quirkiest, wettest and plain oddest bike rides, illustrated with pictures from his regular route research round the country for Cycling Plus magazine.

Join him to beat the tide at Holy Island’s causeway before the waves force you into the shelter. Go through Britain’s longest cyclable fords, some over a kilometre. Take the country’s most curious little ferries, some barely big enough for a bike. Cross the world’s longest cyclable bridge. Dare to penetrate a ghostly, unlit canal tunnel that’s 3km long.

Climb Britain’s steepest streets and roads. Harlech’s Fford Pen Llech is supposedly the world’s steepest at 42% – but Rob reckons there are at least two steeper. Struggle through our narrowest alleys – one 39cm (no, it’s not in Cornwall), and another 20cm wide. Ride roads that are disappearing into the sea and falling down mountains.

But mostly, have fun. Re-enact the 1970s Hovis ad. Freewheel down England’s longest continuous downhill. Or indeed, freewheel uphill, in a remarkable Scottish optical illusion. Glide through the solar system, round Britain’s only roundabout with a windmill, past that place in Wales with the long name, and lock your bike up at the country’s most unique cycle parking.

All this and more, including road signs that say ‘Fryup’ and ‘Ham Sandwich’.

  • Holy Island’s submersible causeway
  • Horning Ferry, a part-time bike-micro-ferry
  • Kinloch Hourn, UK’s longest cul-de-sac
  • Barmouth Bridge’s giant marimba
  • Middlesbrough’s quirky Transporter
  • London’s cable-car bike ride
  • Netherton Tunnel, not for the nervous
  • Pontcysyllte, the scary canal tightrope
  • Hardknott Pass: the clue’s in the name
  • Bealach na Bà, the steepest, wordiest hill
  • Whitby’s steepest ‘cyclable’ UK street
  • Freewheel uphill at Electric Brae
  • Strange artworks on the Trans Pennine
  • Staithes: Britain’s narrowest alley
  • Disappearing roads of Holderness
  • Llanfairpwllgwyngyll…
  • Walk the walk
  • Someone didn’t
  • In Kent, not far from Deal. But sadly not sign for ‘SANDWICH DEAL’.
A small selection of photos snapped on my twenty-odd years of cycling round Britain

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